Why don’t calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.
What’s the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? A log cabin, plus C. But an integral of a cabin is a houseboat, since we’re integrating a cabin with respect to sea!
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it realized it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
Why do mathematicians like parks? Because of all the natural logs.
What do you call a young eigensheep? A lamb, duh!
I have a great joke about calculus, but I’m afraid it’s too derivative.
Why was the function so bent out of shape? Because it had too many problems to solve.
What’s the first derivative of a cow? Prime rib.
Remember, math jokes are the first sine of madness!
